Mother

In my angst and agony I am reminded of a funny story that my super-roommate told me recently.
She was in school and in a smaller program where everybody knows your name. They were discussing cruel and unusual halloween pranks. My dear friend, who was 22 at the time, described to the whole class how she had seen two dogs glued together by their rear-ends and IT WASN'T EVEN HALLOWEEN. The whole class laughed and the teacher asked her to stay after class, where he proceded to explain the birds and bees to my dear friend, in regards to dogs. She is still taunted about her lack of knowledge by her former classmates.
Poor girl.