Somebody's going to pay

Okay. I know. I have said it before. I am not so much as a pain screamer as a pain whiner. And yesterday I lied. Ow isn't all I am going to say about that.
I am so uncomfortable right now I can't sit still. I can't pee. I just want to pee, goddammit! I can't walk. I can't do anything and I am trying to get ready to move.
So what is the logical thing to do? Play Text Twist on the computer. Forget about the legalities. Forget about making a doctor's appointment to see to the pain. Forget about packing. Forget about visiting friends and trying to get your dog some exercise. No. Text Twist. It makes it more bearable somehow although I want to punch the machine when I can't get the 6 letter word.