Dyke
What kind of dyke am I?
You're femme. No one's ever called you 'Princess,'
but no one's ever confused you with a guy,
either. You attract both men and women. You're
just as comfortable in heels and cosmetics as
you are in jeans and a t-shirt. You like fancy
things, but you don't live for them. You'd
prefer not having to fix things if there's
someone else around who could do it, but you're
not above lifting a screw driver if you have
to.
What kind of dyke are you?
You're femme. No one's ever called you 'Princess,'
but no one's ever confused you with a guy,
either. You attract both men and women. You're
just as comfortable in heels and cosmetics as
you are in jeans and a t-shirt. You like fancy
things, but you don't live for them. You'd
prefer not having to fix things if there's
someone else around who could do it, but you're
not above lifting a screw driver if you have
to.
What kind of dyke are you?
posted by Muss at 5:13 pm
8 Comments:
You are a high femme. Your dress and carriage embody everything feminine. Your beauty, grace and delicacy attracts both men and women. You've taken 'Princess and the Pea' to heart. Camping? Manual labor? Feh! Never! If it interferes with your right to wear Italian pumps and designer dresses, forget it! You're all about the charm. You may have a heart of gold, but you use a lot of jewelry polish to keep shiney. Any dyke who takes you on is in for some work. You expect the best and nothing less will do. You could take or leave this gay & women's rights stuff because you have no trouble getting your way without it.
... that's the kind of lesbo I am. Right now, I feel more like a totally hungover incapable of making sense kind of lezah.
Oh my. Sounds high maintenance. Except for the hungover part.
Mebbe, dunno. But I'd love to be a lesbian for a day or two and find out.
I don't know. I tried it for a while and it wasn't that great.
Maybe ... you need a man to show you, and your continent of female friends, how?
I need a man to show me how to be a lesbian? As well as all the other lesbians in Canada ... perhaps ...
No - only the hot ones.
Of course! Only the hot ones.
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