Eh hem.

I just spent $550 on sex toys and lingerie. I don't have this money, but this is besides the point. Actually, I so don't have this money that I considered not buying dog food because I spent this money. Dog starve.
What am I doing? Okay. Breath in. It was an incredibley good "deal." Breath out. I don't know. But I am going to sell sex toys and lingerie apparently. "I'm going into business for myself." ha ha. I would rather be a certified bio-kinesionics practioner.