May 13, 2005

Why?

Why aren't you married yet?
Because I haven't found the right person.
Because nobody wants to marry me.
Because no one will move out into the far away places I choose to live.
Because I haven't asked.
Because I don't know.
Because I eat souls.

Why are they making panties for little girls that say 'Paradise' right across the mons?

8 Comments:

Blogger {illyria} said...

or a baby pink PRINCESS emblazoned on the front and X-PRINCESS on the back. i have that pair, too. woe to puberty.

6:58 pm  
Blogger Muss said...

Oh my ...

9:05 am  
Blogger {illyria} said...

you'd look so pretty in one, muss. or if you want, i could send you a bikini (a fresh one, of course) in baby yellow with STAR in blue-glitter text on the front and two blue-glitter stars (one for each cheek) on the back.

9:06 pm  
Blogger Muss said...

So pretty in Princess panties? Or STAR panties? Or both? Glittery cheeks ...

I found hello kitty panties over the weekend but not in my size.

10:44 am  
Blogger {illyria} said...

you'll get one, i'm sure. bliss is like the perfect pair of panties...hard to find. but it's there.

5:35 pm  
Blogger Muss said...

Have you seen these? http://kinksters.homeip.net/pantiespantiespanties/guestpanties.html

I really like the ones with the heart in the back. And the pink tie one. If Sesame Street wasn't so commercialized I would like the Cookie Monster ones as well.

12:05 pm  
Blogger {illyria} said...

oooohhh. i like them. they are tasty.

8:09 pm  
Blogger Muss said...

Tasty is a good word to describe them alright.

8:06 pm  

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