How to Spend a Fun Friday Night
1. Go to London Drugs and purchase a rice cooker.
2. Have a delightful conversation with a cashier too young to even think that way about (lack of facial hair, body not yet filled out) about the word recalcitrant and the origins of.
3. Realize Coast Mountain Sports is having a sale and go to see what is there.
4. Look at sandals. Discuss the ugliness of various sturdy and functional sandals with a sales guy too young to even think that way about (lack of facial hair, body not yet filled out). Discover in any barely acceptable sandal that they don't have your size and they feel funny anyway. Admit the sandals you have on are very ugly too.
5. Walk to the car to drive home. Realize that the rice cooker is missing one essential feature that you can't live without in a rice cooker that you bought it specifically for.
6. Take the rice cooker back. Have another delightful conversation with the way too young boy about being recalcitrant and bringing back the rice cooker.
7. Go back to Coast Mountain Sports and try on multi-sport running shoes having more conversations with the too young boy there, explaining how the rice cooker was just not up to snuff and how you really wanted shoes anyway.
8. Get depressed because it has been about 5 years since you have bought a functional pair of running shoes. You can't run. You can't do sports. You can barely walk for a few blocks without being in pain. Running shoes, yeah right, and even multi-sport? No way girl. You are dreaming. Cripple for life.
9. Say good-bye to second too young guy and go to the car and drive home.
10. Eat 4 buns with peanut butter and raspberry jam on them for dinner.
11. Break out in a rash because you are allergic to both wheat and peanut butter.
12. Sleep.
2. Have a delightful conversation with a cashier too young to even think that way about (lack of facial hair, body not yet filled out) about the word recalcitrant and the origins of.
3. Realize Coast Mountain Sports is having a sale and go to see what is there.
4. Look at sandals. Discuss the ugliness of various sturdy and functional sandals with a sales guy too young to even think that way about (lack of facial hair, body not yet filled out). Discover in any barely acceptable sandal that they don't have your size and they feel funny anyway. Admit the sandals you have on are very ugly too.
5. Walk to the car to drive home. Realize that the rice cooker is missing one essential feature that you can't live without in a rice cooker that you bought it specifically for.
6. Take the rice cooker back. Have another delightful conversation with the way too young boy about being recalcitrant and bringing back the rice cooker.
7. Go back to Coast Mountain Sports and try on multi-sport running shoes having more conversations with the too young boy there, explaining how the rice cooker was just not up to snuff and how you really wanted shoes anyway.
8. Get depressed because it has been about 5 years since you have bought a functional pair of running shoes. You can't run. You can't do sports. You can barely walk for a few blocks without being in pain. Running shoes, yeah right, and even multi-sport? No way girl. You are dreaming. Cripple for life.
9. Say good-bye to second too young guy and go to the car and drive home.
10. Eat 4 buns with peanut butter and raspberry jam on them for dinner.
11. Break out in a rash because you are allergic to both wheat and peanut butter.
12. Sleep.
posted by Muss at 8:42 pm
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