Another day at the office
Yesterday, while checking my work email in another classroom, there was a pause in the teaching ...
"I have never seen anything so disgusting in this classroom ever. Go and get the cleaner and some paper towels and clean that up."
"What? I didn't do anything!"
"You didn't do anything? I just saw you spit across the table."
"I didn't *bleepin* do it. Whatever. It was just a gleet^." As cleaning.
"Now you are out. For swearing and lying."
^Gleet: persistent or chronic gonorrhea
Oh my God. If only they knew what they were saying some of the times.
"I have never seen anything so disgusting in this classroom ever. Go and get the cleaner and some paper towels and clean that up."
"What? I didn't do anything!"
"You didn't do anything? I just saw you spit across the table."
"I didn't *bleepin* do it. Whatever. It was just a gleet^." As cleaning.
"Now you are out. For swearing and lying."
^Gleet: persistent or chronic gonorrhea
Oh my God. If only they knew what they were saying some of the times.
posted by Muss at 6:54 pm
2 Comments:
Ah, good times, good times. You can look back fondly one day and tell your grandchildren about all the new words you learned.
I think I have learned some new slang too, but I can't remember it, so I don't know. Sometimes the guys tease me for things I say because I've used some street slang words that I didn't even know were street slang words, and of course, used them inappropriately.
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