Who could make this stuff up?

3. After a dinner of buttered, Parmesaned noodles and a pint of blueberries, Nora said, "That was the best dinner ever. If I were an anaconda a wild pig would be the best dinner ever. Also I would not chew my food." Okay then.

Mimi can.

Okay, I find her "mommy blog" hilarious. I usually end up laughing out loud when I read it. Her links are usually worth following too. I can't get enough Ms. Smartypants.